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Jessica / Germany / 15 / genderfluid (she/her pronouns)

l like bands, anime and other stuff, like Welcome to Night Vale, In The Flesh, Sherlock, etc.
>'.'<
Also I love staying up until 4 am drawing bad art.

the-oncoming-glowcloud:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

elsietheautisticavenger:

sethdormer:

hail hydra? no. all hail the glow cloud.

And is an active member of the school board.

i also bring the nicest scones, unlike some people

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lillyjkforreal:

itsoriginal17:

thewintersoldiersbutt:

doors open from both sides

And yet, people still underestimate Hawkeye even though he was the only one in SHIELD to figure this out

That’s my boy

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found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

lesbianaunt:

ivypaw:

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

HE WHEEZES

I CANT BREAT H E

THE SPLIT SECOND WHERE HE THINKS HE’S GONNA DIE

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xiuhorrors:

IT’S ALMOST HALLOWEEN YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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adlainendlessroad:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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#GHOST INTENSIFIES #I HAVE TO CHANGE MY THEME

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zoidween:

(do not remove)

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“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

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se-co-nd-me:

poppypicklesticks:

merp-senpai:

dizabell:

Anime Sharks are my favorite fucking thing in the world.

This is stupid.

don’t be such a tsundere 

lol

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vacationadventuresociety:

same

vacationadventuresociety:

same

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coyotelips:

gamzee:

gender seller i need your strongest genders

I’m sorry but how did you give up the chance to say gender vendor

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bandparade:

I have a cactus called Gerard and I just went downstairs and was like gERARD RELEASED A NEW SONG and my mom was like what the fuck is your plant doing

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tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

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